“One of the most lively, amusing, boisterous, witty, and
amazing experiences I have had in life – MY COLLEGE DAYS” ……This is what your
dad, uncle, or even your grand dad would have told you....this is what, is being
, and, has been shown invariably in the cinemas
too …. But believe me, this is a great piece of fiction these days.…..even more
fictitious than the action sequence of Mr. Vijayakanth.
“WTF…..come to my
college…sorry, sorry, My Regiment. These above said things are just a bunch of
totally alien words which are found and strictly restricted to the English textbooks
alone. I am pretty sure people here, are
far….very far away from all those”, will be the reply of majority of engineering
college students, of today, sparing a very few lucky ones.
The rules these colleges stipulate are bizarre and crazy,
and the best part, they have “paid men” to check if those foolish rules are being
followed. If not (in majority of cases), they are given the highest responsibility
to make the students follow them. And as a result, these men (along with their
families) land up being cursed severely. One way they are very lucky too, no human in
this entire world can land up in this type of an incredible job.
What are these rules?? Well, to mention a few common ones
RULE NO 1: Dress code – “strictly formals”. The reason
the management says - “We professionalise students for the office environment”,
which sounds totally stupid . They consider wearing jeans, Quoted T-shirts and
Flip-flops a crime, only because they did not get to wear any of those in their
college days. (The management in most institutions comprises of men in their
late 60’s and 70’s)
RULE NO 2: A clean shaven face is a must. “Hair coloring”
– no way. “Long hair” – only for girls.
RULE NO 3: This is seen in very few colleges, but a complete disaster for
youth-hood "Strictly no talking with the opposite sex” .I seriously can’t find out one good reason for
this nutty, silly thing.
And there are much
more sillier ones not even worth mentioning in the first place.
“Teach me rules, ill teach you how to break them” will be
the daring attitude of many fresher’s . All most all of them will be proved
wrong within the first week , and a few others
who cannot accustom to these, and are a little high on the financial side, run away to join hands with those few lucky
ones, i mentioned earlier.
So, how do they make them follow???.... .This is where the
IDENTITY CARD comes into the act. This plastic and a rope combination becomes
almost an additional temporary organ of the body during the stay in the campus.
A guy/girl sans the “ID Card” will be subjected to questioning by each and every
single person they walk across (which sometimes includes even their fellow
mates, as one without the id card is equal to an “alleged”) .The answers to these
questions will most likely be followed by some more questions, which will be
followed by further more, Until the student accepts whatever he/she is said to
have done . Acceptance, having done, is followed-up by the worst part- “advices”.
With this deteriorative routine in place, the work of the “paid
men” becomes very easy. All they have to do is to deprive the “non-rule
follower” of his/her id card. The student after experiencing the above routine,
even once, will automatically obey whatever is said to them, from the very next
time.
So, why not question your right?? and the immediate reply to
this……. “What’s wrong ??? does not have
any place in this environment . Rules….just rules, rule the place”
If so , why don’t you hold a “strike” ??,will be your next …..
“Strike” is a prohibited word in the campus. Barely anyone caught even talking
about this will be subjected to intense questioning which will be followed by “suspension”
(which in few cases leads to even dismissal) if you were really planning to organize
one.
Can’t you have fun without letting anyone know you are
having fun?? Well, the question in itself
is very absurd , but if you manage to find an answer to this unsound question and
go further more, by following your answer, “KUDOS” to you . You are an “eminent
survivor”.